How babies are born in Canada. [via]
Hey! That’s not how they’re born, that’s just how we find them, in our maple syrup buckets. No one knows how the fuck they’re born.
This about sums it up.
Hawkeye vs. Deadpool #1
FNL season three starts off right.
The Partnership for Assessment of Readiness for College and Careers is the latest hoop we’re making young people jump through and will be the primary focus of my comics discussion this week.
A friend of mine asked me recently, was I gonna go see the new Batman movie with him. But I don’t respect the concept of Batman because of what I understand about politics now. I’mma lay it out for you: rich dude owns a corporation with state of the art equipment, and he uses this to beat up on street level crime. He doesn’t mess with the industrialists, or the super capitalists, or the Murdochs, or the Trumps. He really just fucks with the person that’s on the corner. Batman is a conservative’s wet dream. Fuck Batman.
Reginald D. Hunter (via pussy-envy)
THIS REVELATION HAS RUINED MY LIFE
one of the main reasons I’ve never found batman a compelling hero
What he says: how do u know when lesbian sex is over???
What he means: I’ve never given a woman an orgasm ever in my life